So, I Got Turned Down…
So… I got turned down. Yesterday I got a text out of the blue. It was from Number 3. Turns out he lives just around the corner from me, and was at a loose end last night. Did I want to go over for a...
View ArticleIntroducing Number 4 – The Fireman…
I mention Number 4 – The Fireman in my last post – The Girl I Can’t Forget. I feel that its only fair I talk about him. He was my boyfriend for a year or two, I can never remember. I think we were...
View ArticleTNT – The Longer You Leave It, The More Volatile It Gets.
“What if a chat with the ex is like TNT? The longer you leave it, the worse it gets… The more volatile it ends up being?” That’s quite the sentence, isn’t it? Remember I was talking about Number 4 –...
View ArticleComing At Me From All Angles.
I have literally got guys coming at me from all sorts of angles. It’s ridiculous. When the fuck did this happen to me? Utterly fucking ridiculous. I spent a beautiful night with Jock last night....
View ArticleI Went On A Date With The Fireman.
Well, I’m pretty sure the title says it all, don’t you? Date is probably too strong a word but to be honest, it wasn’t far off. It was awkward, cute, and actually quite a lot of fun. And not, it didn’t...
View ArticleShould I Get Back With My Ex? (But Not The One You Thought!)
Something happened last night with The Fireman. We were chatting as we seem to do these days and it wasn’t long before we were reminiscing about old times… But not the good times, oh no. The bad times;...
View ArticleI Hate Those What-If’s.
I’ve been quiet again. That’s because not much is happening really. I’ve had a few more texts from The Fireman. Things are still sailing along with Someone New. I still haven’t heard a peek from Jock....
View ArticleThe End.
I couldn’t sleep anyway and I was messaging The Fireman for something to do until the early hours of Thursday morning. I seemed to be finding myself needing to define and explain the new relationship I...
View ArticleThe 3 Weirdest Sexual Experiences I’ve Ever Had – Part Two
That's what I blame - finding myself sexually. I guess in reality, I was just a bit of a slut. And why not? Who cares? I used a condom, was sexually smart, and I like to think I learned a few things...
View ArticleThe Fake Date
So…. I went on that date with the Fireman (Number 4). Yep, that’s right. I went on a date with a man I broke up with over ten years ago. I’ll never learn from my mistakes will I? In my defence it...
View ArticleThat Time I Got Punched in the Face By a Fireman
Did I ever tell you about the time I got punched in the face by a fireman? No? Perhaps I should seeing as we’ve been talking a lot recently. And there was that whole fake date thing we had. Let me set...
View ArticleBackup No. 2
Not that it matters because apparently, I have backup… Not content with The Director and Plan B vying for my attentions, I decided I needed to make things even more complicated. Despite our last...
View ArticleMy Threesome Flops
So… I read a little something today and not only do I feel the need to share it with you, I need to talk about it too. I read Exhibit A’s post on threesomes (click HERE for the full post) and to be...
View ArticleMy Threesome Flops: Part Two
I’ve been talking about threesomes. Well, group sex really. In case you weren’t aware of why I’ve got the hump and feel the need to shout about my failing sex life when it comes to group activities,...
View ArticleJanuary 5th
14 years ago today, a girl got on a train. She had a duffel bag that was almost bigger than she was, trying her best to manoeuvre her way through the big London station with her Dad and Grandfather....
View ArticleStrange Dream About You Last Night… Meet Number 18
On the last day of 2014, I put a post up on my Facebook wishing everyone the best for 2015 and saying good riddance to the shitty year that was coming to an end. I briefly mentioned getting my heart...
View ArticleWhen Was Your First Time … ? (Part Four: Heartbreak)
Yep, still carrying on with those firsts again. Carrying on from the kissing and sex stuff in Part One, and the first loves in Part Two, and my first great love in Part Three, I’m now moving on to...
View ArticleTell Me What You See, When You Look at Me
I found myself watching some TV show about women and the way they see their bodies, and it got me to thinking. How do you feel about your body? Are you happy with it? Are there things that you’d like...
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